You and 5 mates could participate in a training session at West Lakes with an Adelaide Crows coach, including briefing session and game day prep and use of official Crows apparel.
I would tell them to clean up their act or I'm following the soccer instead. Actually the women's league has more fire than these bunch of soft !@#$
Edit: Better effort last night and good to see them finally get on the board after 4 rounds.