@Dan_C's an iPhone user? Man, here I was telling everyone he's the coolest guy on here...
Hahha! ooohhh, tell me more about your sweet sweet offers @pwright.
Give me your best pitch.
Challenge Accepted @Dan_C !
On your VIP Experience moving from the evil iOS world... to the slick, modern and trendy world of Android, on the Great Optus Mobile Network.. I can offer you a Samsung S9 on a Lease Plan starting from $59 per Month, with 12GB of data. If you would like the latest and greatest in technology and a larger screen, I can offer you the Samsung Galaxy Note 9 on a $79 Lease Plan with 30GB of included data.
With the wonderful support of the YesCrowd Community, we can offer you a smooth transistion of your photos, data and applications over to your wonderful new handset on the Optus Network. You can simply plug your old handset in via USB to your wonderful new handset after installing the companion app on your old handset to move all your data over to the wonderful world of Android. Once you experience the wonderful world of Samsung Amoled screens and sleek Android OS you will wonder how you ever survived without it.
As a valued Optus Team Member, I believe these should be 'very attractive' after staff discount
Should I organised someone to reach out to you to organise a recontract?
Haha! What a pitch. A for Effort.
I almost feel compelled to switch now. Maybe I'll surprise all of you guys.
Getting @Dan_C over to an Android is a great cause. Lets start a GoFundMe towards a new Samsung note9 for Dan. If Samsumg is reading this...then maybe can lend a new note 9 for Dan to review and borrow for an extended period of time 😉
Also, Samsung, maybe reach out the OP and provide a sim tray to get things going. I am sure there are few spares in the office.