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Win your Premier League club’s jersey

Online Community Manager
Online Community Manager
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The Premier League season has kicked off with a bang and after 8 rounds not many points are separating the teams fighting for the top spot.

 

To help cheer your team on, we’re giving you the chance to win a 2016/17 season home jersey! To enter is simple.

 

Caption this photo in 25 words or less by posting a comment below.

 

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Once the competition closes, we’ll judge all entries and the one that we deem the most creative will win their choice of team jersey.


To learn more about catching all the Premier League action with Optus Sport you can check it out here.


The competition will run from 21st October 2016 until 11:59pm the 6th November 2016 and you must be an Optus customer to enter. Terms and conditions apply and can be viewed in full here.

 

251 Comments
New Member
New Member

No Wayne! Optus said they would provide great service, but you've got to put the balls IN the net!

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I hope Pogba doesn't want to be ball boy. I dont want to lose my position to him again!

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Rooney has picked up a new career....but its not what he imagined it to be.....

Member
Member

Mum did my washing!! She put my Jocks and Socks somewhere..

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

8 balls and you have to make one shot Wayne

New Contributor
New Contributor

I didn't think he meant this when Mourinho said 'I still have a spot for you in the team' 

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

It's Wayne's World, Party Time, Excellent  (guitar riff).

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Strange, I could have sworn we were only supposed to use one?

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Ok, bag em & tag em, these don't fly straight.

Visitor
Visitor

"Soon, Wayne. Soon. If I help out with the match preparations I'll get in the starting XI soon"

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Just need to find a way to get one of these into the back of the net...

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I know there's a winning ball in here somewhere!

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Balls out for Harambe 

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

What happened to the mascot?

New Contributor
New Contributor

300k a week to pick up the balls, whos the idiot here?

New Contributor
New Contributor

damn! I brought the rainbow-coloured kids practice balls by mistake which means they...

Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

Here doggy, doggy

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Great, without Fergie I've gone from Captain to ball boy!

New Contributor
New Contributor

" If  I give everyone on the other team their own ball, maybe I can score again!"

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

oh yes thats right 4 balls in the net that Chelsea got and we got nil!

New Contributor
New Contributor
"See, even this late in my career, I can get the ball into the back of the net."
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Dagnammit! Not another balling out 😞

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Want to score 314th? But where is the ball 

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Rooney finds a new career/holds the record as the oldest ball boy in the EPL. 

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

All balls and no play

Makes Rooney have a sad day

New Contributor
New Contributor

I don't play with the match Ball anymore so I best play with the training balls.

New Contributor
New Contributor
I would like to swop these for goals
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I'll just pop one of these balls under my coat as a souvenir....I'll be gone soon! SINGS "Memoriies"!!

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

From starting XI to ball kid duties

New Contributor
New Contributor

Wayne Rooney preparing for his role after retiring from his playing career.

New Contributor
New Contributor

Boys, let's kick there balls! Here's your practice from what I have been kicked for last season. 

New Contributor
New Contributor

Hi, you may know of me as Shrek. I'm only good at one thing! Dropping balls.

New Contributor
New Contributor

Easiest way for Wayne to win match balls these days...

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

First Auld Slapper, then Coleen, now everyone gets to see my balls.... look how big they are!

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Dropped the Ball good

Visitor
Visitor

With his best performance of the season Rooney unbags a double hat-trick

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

ROONEY FINALLY FINDS THE BACK OF THE NET.

New Contributor
New Contributor
*grumble* "Zlatan never has to carry the balls. Wait, where are Henrikh and Bastian? They have time to carry these"
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

I wonder if this is the only way I'll get a kick now Joe?

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Fergie should be doing this he had a lot of balls!

Visitor
Visitor

"Could be worse I suppose...I could be handing out water bottles instead"

New Contributor
New Contributor

damn I picked it up upside down

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Mourinho really meant it when he said Man UTD would play a more balls out style!

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

The world's hightest paid ballboy!

 

New Contributor
New Contributor

Mourhino has Rooney by the balls 

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I'd still prefer to be ball boy than bald boy...

New Contributor
New Contributor

The extra balls may give United a sporting chance to win a game!

New Contributor
New Contributor

Jeez.. thought these days were gone... bieng the ball boy.. Could this be the Mourinho effect that everyone was talking about hein??Next up getting the studs cleaned.. yay!!!

New Contributor
New Contributor

Rooney struggling in his new career as a ball boy 

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

"Mr Pogba's balls first, then Zlatan's like you did for Falaco & RVP, otherwise off to QPR for you as Queen's fit right in there"

Visitor
Visitor

Zlatan's new ball boy Wayne Rooney at his first day on the job. 

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

When you playing that poor that you drop below the orange peeler and become the ball boy

New Contributor
New Contributor

I'll show them how to put soccer ball in the net 🙂 That will teach them ... dop that not what i meant ahahah

 

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor
Not for the first time, Rooney shows his inability to follow simple instructions properly when the gaffer tells him to put the ball in the back on the net.
New Contributor
New Contributor

Mourinho demotes Rooney to ball boy - and continues to struggle getting the balls in the net.

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Balls... I'm sick of this job, maybe it is time to go back to Everton!

New Contributor
New Contributor

This isn't what I meant when I told Jose that I'd look after his balls if he put me in the starting XI Smiley Wink

New Contributor
New Contributor

"one.... er .... two balls .... erm three .... erm .... erm .... start again... "

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Being a ball boy at this age really sucks.

New Contributor
New Contributor

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

New Contributor
New Contributor

Ahahahaha guys you going crazy over a jersey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love for all ~ hatred for none~ Good luck everyone;)

New Contributor
New Contributor

There's a hole in my ball-bag dear Jose, dear Jose,

There's a hole in my ball-bag dear Jose, a hole!

 

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Rooney more comfortable with idea of an empty net. 

New Contributor
New Contributor
These balls are so much better to play with. It beats playing with my own while I'm on the bench.
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Rooney more comfortable with the idea of an empty net. 

New Member
New Member

For Wayne, the expression, 'Getting the ball in the back of the net', has taken on a different meaning of late.

New Contributor
New Contributor

I'd rather be dropping the balls on the field all day long than listeing to Mou

New Contributor
New Contributor

And tonights powerball number is ...............

Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

another 10 more of these bags and Zlatan might score a goal.

Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

what a load of balls....

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Get back in my sack guys!

Contributor
Contributor

Rooney has the same problem with supermarket plastic shopping bags when picking up his groceries

New Contributor
New Contributor
at least this way I get to touch them
New Contributor
New Contributor

 all the balls in the world wont get me a goal anymore. my body is preparing for the next job ! ball boy!

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

My Utd season is a totals balls up!

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

You don't get what you wish for, you get what you work for!

New Contributor
New Contributor

I'd still rather be doing this than playing for Spurs.

New Contributor
New Contributor

"That'll be $24.30, did you need a bag?"

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

This would never happen at Everton! 

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor
Lets see if they kick the right one out of all these lead balls, should be fun to watch.
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

 

 

I think there is a hole in the bag like there defence 

New Contributor
New Contributor

And they didn't even wish me happy birhtday.

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I know i havent been playing well, but demotion to ball ball is a bit much. 

New Contributor
New Contributor

Rooney in the latest episode of The Game of Balls. Premier League is coming. Brace yourselves and watch. Optus is on our side of the wall. 

New Contributor
New Contributor

Bullocks, I can't believe Jose has me cleaning up after these "up and coming talents", Louis always had them cleaning up my mess!

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Old Whiskey Nose would never make me empty his ball sack! 

Contributor
Contributor

Rooney empties his ball bag at Old Trafford but stll can't get on the Scoreboard

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Do you love me? Do you love me not?

New Contributor
New Contributor

For the first time in his life Wayne was beginning to think the bag was now half empty

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Alright Lads, here we go again. one ball between two. pogba, you and your haircut don't count as a pair.

New Contributor
New Contributor

Mourinho has me collecting balls, he's Rooney-ing my career!

New Contributor
New Contributor
From 'Boy Wonder' to 'Ball Boy' - Rooney discovers just how far reaching the Toffee curse really is.
Visitor
Visitor

But I dont want to be the ball boy no more!!

Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

These balls would be easier to carry if they were square

Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

If you don't let me win I'm taking my balls and going home.

Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

some buggers are being paid too much and they can't afford ball boys anymore? 

Visitor
Visitor

Guys come play with my balls

Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

When you sit n row Zed and the ball hits your head that's Wayne Roooneeyyyy!

Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

I reckon I'll get a few bob for these on Ebay.

Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

First I lost my hair and now I've lost my balls , what's next