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Win your Premier League club’s jersey

Optus
Online Community Manager
Online Community Manager
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The Premier League season has kicked off with a bang and after 8 rounds not many points are separating the teams fighting for the top spot.

 

To help cheer your team on, we’re giving you the chance to win a 2016/17 season home jersey! To enter is simple.

 

Caption this photo in 25 words or less by posting a comment below.

 

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Once the competition closes, we’ll judge all entries and the one that we deem the most creative will win their choice of team jersey.


To learn more about catching all the Premier League action with Optus Sport you can check it out here.


The competition will run from 21st October 2016 until 11:59pm the 6th November 2016 and you must be an Optus customer to enter. Terms and conditions apply and can be viewed in full here.

 

251 Comments
Cambro
New Member
New Member

No Wayne! Optus said they would provide great service, but you've got to put the balls IN the net!

ajsmy1
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I hope Pogba doesn't want to be ball boy. I dont want to lose my position to him again!

alchmyest
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Rooney has picked up a new career....but its not what he imagined it to be.....

pinkrox
New Contributor
New Contributor

Mum did my washing!! She put my Jocks and Socks somewhere..

vicmetro
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

8 balls and you have to make one shot Wayne

HyperNuts
New Contributor
New Contributor

I didn't think he meant this when Mourinho said 'I still have a spot for you in the team' 

Luto
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

It's Wayne's World, Party Time, Excellent  (guitar riff).

DamageMineral
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Strange, I could have sworn we were only supposed to use one?

Ronny
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Ok, bag em & tag em, these don't fly straight.

nsgarioto
Visitor
Visitor

"Soon, Wayne. Soon. If I help out with the match preparations I'll get in the starting XI soon"

Seinfeld
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Just need to find a way to get one of these into the back of the net...

Rick1958
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I know there's a winning ball in here somewhere!

Tolomeiosis
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Balls out for Harambe 

lpsydney
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

What happened to the mascot?

mooresaoz
New Contributor
New Contributor

300k a week to pick up the balls, whos the idiot here?

tizza42
New Contributor
New Contributor

damn! I brought the rainbow-coloured kids practice balls by mistake which means they...

rtee
Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

Here doggy, doggy

HuStLaZ
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Great, without Fergie I've gone from Captain to ball boy!

WazzaHotspur
New Contributor
New Contributor

" If  I give everyone on the other team their own ball, maybe I can score again!"

katenstu
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

oh yes thats right 4 balls in the net that Chelsea got and we got nil!

Henry_Hui_Hui
New Contributor
New Contributor
"See, even this late in my career, I can get the ball into the back of the net."
Tresaben
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Dagnammit! Not another balling out 😞

ArpitB
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Want to score 314th? But where is the ball 

seinwave
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Rooney finds a new career/holds the record as the oldest ball boy in the EPL. 

taidenn
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

All balls and no play

Makes Rooney have a sad day

Danzeman
New Contributor
New Contributor

I don't play with the match Ball anymore so I best play with the training balls.

Hork
New Contributor
New Contributor
I would like to swop these for goals
Deadly
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I'll just pop one of these balls under my coat as a souvenir....I'll be gone soon! SINGS "Memoriies"!!

MarcusVincent87
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

From starting XI to ball kid duties

Juno
New Contributor
New Contributor

Wayne Rooney preparing for his role after retiring from his playing career.

Aayush
New Contributor
New Contributor

Boys, let's kick there balls! Here's your practice from what I have been kicked for last season. 

rebekahdorr
New Contributor
New Contributor

Hi, you may know of me as Shrek. I'm only good at one thing! Dropping balls.

k3v
New Contributor
New Contributor

Easiest way for Wayne to win match balls these days...

NJCLIFFORD
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

First Auld Slapper, then Coleen, now everyone gets to see my balls.... look how big they are!

drc1948
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Dropped the Ball good

jshaw
Visitor
Visitor

With his best performance of the season Rooney unbags a double hat-trick

thebradtee
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

ROONEY FINALLY FINDS THE BACK OF THE NET.

pelx1
New Contributor
New Contributor
*grumble* "Zlatan never has to carry the balls. Wait, where are Henrikh and Bastian? They have time to carry these"
viewer
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

I wonder if this is the only way I'll get a kick now Joe?

goonaro
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Fergie should be doing this he had a lot of balls!

dbuley
Visitor
Visitor

"Could be worse I suppose...I could be handing out water bottles instead"

Beryl
New Contributor
New Contributor

damn I picked it up upside down

r1ckjam3s
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Mourinho really meant it when he said Man UTD would play a more balls out style!

Jasik
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

The world's hightest paid ballboy!

 

Clarky333
New Contributor
New Contributor

Mourhino has Rooney by the balls 

Liam97
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I'd still prefer to be ball boy than bald boy...

redtag
New Contributor
New Contributor

The extra balls may give United a sporting chance to win a game!

wasiim
New Contributor
New Contributor

Jeez.. thought these days were gone... bieng the ball boy.. Could this be the Mourinho effect that everyone was talking about hein??Next up getting the studs cleaned.. yay!!!

Fredsmith13
New Contributor
New Contributor

Rooney struggling in his new career as a ball boy 

meathrel77
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

"Mr Pogba's balls first, then Zlatan's like you did for Falaco & RVP, otherwise off to QPR for you as Queen's fit right in there"

Guest406
Visitor
Visitor

Zlatan's new ball boy Wayne Rooney at his first day on the job. 

AnthonyFenlon
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

When you playing that poor that you drop below the orange peeler and become the ball boy

Clax24
New Contributor
New Contributor

I'll show them how to put soccer ball in the net 🙂 That will teach them ... dop that not what i meant ahahah

 

whiteythomson
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor
Not for the first time, Rooney shows his inability to follow simple instructions properly when the gaffer tells him to put the ball in the back on the net.
TonyJC
New Contributor
New Contributor

Mourinho demotes Rooney to ball boy - and continues to struggle getting the balls in the net.

mikewalton
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Balls... I'm sick of this job, maybe it is time to go back to Everton!

UriahsWizard
New Contributor
New Contributor

This isn't what I meant when I told Jose that I'd look after his balls if he put me in the starting XI Smiley Wink

Trailseeker
New Contributor
New Contributor

"one.... er .... two balls .... erm three .... erm .... erm .... start again... "

gavinators
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Being a ball boy at this age really sucks.

Crax
New Contributor
New Contributor

Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro...

FromAu
New Contributor
New Contributor

Ahahahaha guys you going crazy over a jersey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 love for all ~ hatred for none~ Good luck everyone;)

Crax
New Contributor
New Contributor

There's a hole in my ball-bag dear Jose, dear Jose,

There's a hole in my ball-bag dear Jose, a hole!

 

leonkindof
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Rooney more comfortable with idea of an empty net. 

lznger88
New Contributor
New Contributor
These balls are so much better to play with. It beats playing with my own while I'm on the bench.
leonkindof
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Rooney more comfortable with the idea of an empty net. 

Jessesdad
New Member
New Member

For Wayne, the expression, 'Getting the ball in the back of the net', has taken on a different meaning of late.

espinola2020
New Contributor
New Contributor

I'd rather be dropping the balls on the field all day long than listeing to Mou

kkkk
New Contributor
New Contributor

And tonights powerball number is ...............

s-taddei
New Contributor
New Contributor

another 10 more of these bags and Zlatan might score a goal.

neumanas
Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

what a load of balls....

TheStormPooper
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Get back in my sack guys!

peejaydubya
Contributor
Contributor

Rooney has the same problem with supermarket plastic shopping bags when picking up his groceries

egg2
New Contributor
New Contributor
at least this way I get to touch them
mphmanu
New Contributor
New Contributor

 all the balls in the world wont get me a goal anymore. my body is preparing for the next job ! ball boy!

castlea
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

My Utd season is a totals balls up!

Ilgatto
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

You don't get what you wish for, you get what you work for!

yeah_jono
New Contributor
New Contributor

I'd still rather be doing this than playing for Spurs.

Rangus269
New Contributor
New Contributor

"That'll be $24.30, did you need a bag?"

Nicci
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

This would never happen at Everton! 

JC54
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor
Lets see if they kick the right one out of all these lead balls, should be fun to watch.
Matepfc
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

 

 

I think there is a hole in the bag like there defence 

b_tuite
New Contributor
New Contributor

And they didn't even wish me happy birhtday.

mik384
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

I know i havent been playing well, but demotion to ball ball is a bit much. 

Ivy
New Contributor
New Contributor

Rooney in the latest episode of The Game of Balls. Premier League is coming. Brace yourselves and watch. Optus is on our side of the wall. 

DaveyW
New Contributor
New Contributor

Bullocks, I can't believe Jose has me cleaning up after these "up and coming talents", Louis always had them cleaning up my mess!

Nicci
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Old Whiskey Nose would never make me empty his ball sack! 

HELPLESS56
Contributor
Contributor

Rooney empties his ball bag at Old Trafford but stll can't get on the Scoreboard

majid
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

Do you love me? Do you love me not?

KingMalik
New Contributor
New Contributor

For the first time in his life Wayne was beginning to think the bag was now half empty

Adz14
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

Alright Lads, here we go again. one ball between two. pogba, you and your haircut don't count as a pair.

FutbalFan
New Contributor
New Contributor

Mourinho has me collecting balls, he's Rooney-ing my career!

mcflydesign
New Contributor
New Contributor
From 'Boy Wonder' to 'Ball Boy' - Rooney discovers just how far reaching the Toffee curse really is.
ck7581
Visitor
Visitor

But I dont want to be the ball boy no more!!

BendingUnit
New Contributor
New Contributor

These balls would be easier to carry if they were square

Tjbrady2
Occasional Visitor
Occasional Visitor

If you don't let me win I'm taking my balls and going home.

sakisz
Occasional Contributor
Occasional Contributor

some buggers are being paid too much and they can't afford ball boys anymore? 

ck7581
Visitor
Visitor

Guys come play with my balls

jamest
Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

When you sit n row Zed and the ball hits your head that's Wayne Roooneeyyyy!

HammersFan
Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

I reckon I'll get a few bob for these on Ebay.

Marvin
Frequent Visitor
Frequent Visitor

First I lost my hair and now I've lost my balls , what's next