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Looks like you've dropped your balls....
England develop Rooney for new role - ball boy - but he struggles on debut.
Rooney has dropped the ball on the field which has lead him into his new job as ball boy. Which isn't doing too well.
Crap, I need to make sure all the balls are returned, otherwise Mourinho will dock my pay, plus keep me on the bench.
Confused by the speculation, Rooney empties the Manchester United ball bag and readies himself to climb inside it, desperate to prove he’s “still a perfect fit for the team”
Pick the odd one out he says. I'm a footballer, not a thinker!
I'm only doing this so Jose keeps picking me in the team.
Can't believe theyre paying me £260,000 a week to pick up their balls....
When Mourinho said 'bag a couple' I thought he meant goals not balls.
The special captain with more than 2 balls
Hey José, just finished collecting all the balls from the stand from Zlatan's and Pogba's shots, can I be on the starting 11 now?
All these balls and I can only kick one of them in the goal this season!
Release the hounds.. Excelllent!... Bombs away.
I can't believe these balls have had more playing time than I have...
Rooney picking up his balls
Whoops Rooney gets caught fondling with his ballsack
"Now I could only put one ball in the net as easily as I can get these out"
"Now if I could only put one ball in the net as easily as I can get these out"
Oh dear my balls have just dropped.
Looks like times up Wayne...
"The not-so-special one"
Ball...ball...ball. "Jose, I still can't find my form!"
Now whenever I lose possesion I can just get another one.
I'm just trying to net a hat trick.
"I might as well start from now.."
Our Ballboys only get paid with pies and drinks
looks like Rooney loves his pies
12 years I've been carrying this team... now I just carry their balls
Last time i dropped my balls, i hit puberty.
"The Gaffa said I wouldn't get any more balls in the net! Who's the Special One now?!" *childish scouse laugh*
"If only I could get the one out of my jersey, I might get a game!"
The more balls I have, the greater the chance that one may sneak in. Besides, I got them from LFC and they score goals there.
Ball boys are now pushing for first team action as Man U struggle.
Wayne Shrekarooney cleaning up his swamp after the balls kept on getting kicked into his swamp
Worlds most expensive equipment manager.
When you show up early for the kickabout to set up the balls for the lads
From England captain to ballboy- Wayne Rooney has really dropped the ball
I'm the B-B-B-B-Ball boy derrr, I have a bag of balls derrr
© Optus Sports. 24.10.2016, Rooney collects the balls from the back of the net at the Bridge.
Wayne Rooney is getting prepared for all the action....... On the bench.
Ballboys can wear their idols jerseys now apparently.
I remember when £260,000 per week used to buy you a quality player, now it buys you a 31 year old ball boy.
I was told the amount of balls in this bag is the position where Manchester United will finish in the table this season.
Man U is red,
Juan - nil, they're back,
Meanwhile Rooneys practicing on getting the sack.
Mourinho: "When you're done with that, go grab us some freshly cut orange slices and I might take you off the bench!"
The crowd watches on in anticipation as a brave Wayne Rooney releases wild footballs into their new Premier League home - Optus Sports!
I knew Mourinho coming to United would be a balls up.
At least these balls go into the net easier....
"Oh 'ball-ocks' Mourinho has put me on the bench.... again!"
Most touches Wazzas had all season.
Boss, can I at least be ball boy?
"if i take all of these home, I can say I went home with the match ball!"
"For Sale - Ballbags x2"
"I wish ball control was this easy during a match"
Sorry coach! I just can't get the balls in the net anymore!
Wayne Rooney C.V
Special skills- Ball handling
- Bench warming- Sad expression
Rooney, having been dropped by the boss, auditions for the remake of Castaway
Last time Rooney had his sack upside down, Manchester United won 2-1 vs city 😉 Bicycle Kick of Dreams
Here we have the result of years of hard work and development... and collecting them is some guy called Wayne 😂
Nothing wrong with a little Sunday League practice for next season.
Poor Rooney 😩His been dropped to the bench by Jose Mourinho just like his dropping the balls.
They said i didnt have the balls to be a captain. Ill show them.....
With this many balls , I'm certainly going to be on the ball today.
Sources have confirmed that Rooney hopes to be promoted to setting up the cones or handing out bibs, if he can find some form.
Wayne Rooney tells the referee he's brought his own balls for the match after a heart to heart with his friend Tom Brady.
Now that I've been dropped this is as close to a ball as I'll see all season.
The ball is in your court now José... just hope you don't get the sack
The boss recommended that I should autograph the soccer balls I use in training. That way, when I inevitably shank a kick, a lucky fan will be able to take the ball home.
I told him that would not be business savvy. If I left the balls unmarked, the fans can at least fetch a better price on eBay by selling it as 'Like New' rather than 'Cosmetically Damaged'.
The worlds most expensive ball boy
Yay!! I actually get to spend some time on the pitch today..
"So I'm getting my balls out, does anyone want to play with my balls??"
"Wayne, the games about to start mate, what are you doing?" "Stuff yas, if i cant play, you cant either!" "Jose, Waynes lost it"
Rooney needs to pick up his form and push the young players to play harder and better #GGMU❤️❤️
Well at least I won't be called Shrek from now on. Captain Ballbag , reporting for duty.
At least I'm off the bench.
He wants me to be the new ball boy? No way Jose.
Life. it's a full circle once an Everton ball boy now a Man U ball man
"Jose when I told you I wanted to put balls in the back of the net for you this is not really what I had in mind"
if I play with all the ball at the same time may my boss will choose me for playing11
Rooney contemplates whether selling his skills for his hairline was worth it or not
"When you dont care about the job but need money for KFC"..
"When the ball boy's a FKW"..
"When the big kids invite you for a kick about becuase you say youre Wayne Rooney from Utd but really you Wayne Rooney from the Fish and Chip shop"..
"Finally I know this is the most suitable position for me in the team - ball boy ."
"The best paid ball boy on the planet"
Who'd have thought that being sacked actually involved a sack?
I may be the official Ball boy, net hanger and flag placer but, at least I'm not Schweinsteiger.
Maybe I can score with one of these? Maybe?
Maybe if I TAKE all their balls then NOBODY gets to play!
"One, two, three, four. That's all I need. Four more goals and I'll be the greatest goal scorer Manchester United has ever known."
Jose Mourinho: "Wayne! For every ball you get into the bag I'll give you a minute of game time!"
Wayne rooney starts training before rest of team to be messi so maurinho can have a striker to be proud of.
If only getting back into the first team was as easy as getting my hair back, guess I'll settle for ball boy..
Here we can see Wayne Rooney dropping balls like Morinho dropped him from the starting lineup
Look boss, I am getting a hang of this...
OMG, everybody is watching me sagging ball bag and knows I don't have the balls for this bloody game anymore...
*Wayne pondering whether another hair replacement will lift his form*
If Daddy Alex was still here, I would be on top of the game.
This New Multiball Penality kick is unbelievably preposterous and absurd
Tootles Rooney found his marbles. . .
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